Dave W. on The Main Inredient Ale House and Café in Phoenix:
OK, let me say this, I used to love this place, before it became a smoking patio hangout. Now the porch smells like an old ashtray mixed with wet dog. Issue two… What is with is seriously lame soundtrack? If the volume was turned down, it would be fine, I can normally ignore music if I want to, but it’s too loud and reeking of desperation.
The Main Ingredient Ale House and Café [Yelp]
Mat P. on Benny’s Burgers & BBQ in Sun City:
So went to Benny’s Burgers for the 1st time just because its right down the street from me and the wife wanted to try it out.
We both got the pulled pork sandwich, it was kinda greasy but good. The frys were ok and my son liked his burger.
The DB behind the counter on the other hand acted like he wanted to get my fist down his throat!!! He was dressed like “The situation” and had the hair of “Pauly D”. He is lucky my fam was there or he would have gotten the beating of a life time!!
Prob will go in again to try something else on the menu and to see if DB wants to rumble!!!
Benny’s Burgers & BBQ [Yelp]
Ramos T. on Bison Witches Bar & Deli in Tempe:
Warning: Beware the horseradish at Bison Witches. It’s the devil’s work. Diablo rabano! I would strongly suggest you order it on the side and not on your sandwich. To say it’s on the strong side would make you insane. It’s Chernobyl nuclear horseradish. It’s as if I splitting little horseradish atoms in my mouth. This isn’t Bandera’s horseradish, et. al., cut with a generous portion of sour cream. It’s straight great-guns blazing, nasal-piercing, holy mother of horseradish.
Bison Witches [Yelp]
Ryan B. on Catch 22 Sports Grill in Phoenix:
I was looking for a spot to watch my beloved Ohio State Buckeyes knock out the Kentucky Wildcats. Spoiler alert … we choked and lost. Oh well, UK’s coach lasts 13 seconds during sex (Google it), so I know others have bigger problems than a lost bball game.
Catch 22 Sports Grill [Yelp]
Amy M. on Bar 350 in Scottsdale:
I walked in and the bartender asked me: “Do you guys want a drink?” No, no bartender, we decided to come in and play pretend. Thanks anyways.  Seriously? I guess you really can’t fix stupid, can you?
Bar 350 [Yelp]
Jack H. on Frank & Lupe’s Old Mexico in Scottsdale:
This place is the main setting of one of the most miserable nights of my life that didn’t involve someone dying or me throwing up on my date.
Frank & Lupe’s Old Mexico [Yelp]
Jana S. on Five Guys Burgers and Fries in Tempe:
I wasn’t aware the hamburgers came with two patties until I bit into the large fatty food eating competition mess of a burger. It was good but my arteries screamed at me for the rest of the day.
Five Guys Burgers and Fries [Yelp]
Tram T. on Samurai Sam’s in Phoenix:
The cashier asks me for my name, “TRAM.”
Cashier: “really?”
Me: “yea”
Cashier: “How do you spell that?”
Me: “T-R-A-M”
Cashier: “can you spell that again?”
Me: (louder) “T-R-A-M”
Cashier: “REALLY? wow, T-R-A-M-P? like TRAMP?”
Me: “HUH?!?!?”
Samurai Sam’s [Yelp]
R.N. on Iguana Mack’s in Chandler:
The best part was the waitress walking around with the check pad stuffed down the back of her over- stretched pants. Â When she placed it on our table we had to use a napkin to open it. Gross.
Iguana Mack’s [Yelp]
