Yelp of the day

Jayd L. on The Breadfruit in Phoenix:

Sat in the new bar and had me some rum
Flight and vanilla mojito was mighty yum, yum!
As it raged down my throat and warmed my tum, tum
Made my body go numb, pervert hands now rubbing
my baby’s booty bum…

Ordered the appletin rum, sea scallops next
Definitely THE BEST, in the Southwest! With a spicy kick of zest!
The crispy mango fish rolls, which were only so-so
Still craving dem scallops-give me some mo! Give me some mo!

Curry chicken with dumplings was my main meal
Texture is dense if you like that type of appeal
Comfort that’ll make ya re-invent the wigga-wigga-wheel
And kick off your hood rat heels!

Boyfriend ordered the jerk chicken off da grill
Finger-licking the last of his meal
Damn, can I get a bite or do I have to steal?
Prices, not too bad of a deal
This rum has got me coping a feel!

Leaving room for some dessert
The Blue Mountain Coffee has got me on full alert
Man looking so good, got a girl doing the slurp, slurp
He’s trying not to get hurt,
As he reaches for the sweet
Love’n, potato pudd’n

Overall, Breadfruit was the bomb
Felt like I was in Jamaica, passing that bong :)

The Breadfruit [Yelp]