Tram T. on Samurai Sam’s in Phoenix:
The cashier asks me for my name, “TRAM.”
Cashier: “really?”
Me: “yea”
Cashier: “How do you spell that?”
Me: “T-R-A-M”
Cashier: “can you spell that again?”
Me: (louder) “T-R-A-M”
Cashier: “REALLY? wow, T-R-A-M-P? like TRAMP?”
Me: “HUH?!?!?”
Samurai Sam’s [Yelp]